Welcome to Dylan's Life Plan!

1. Date girl
2. Change last to Notch so when i marry her, her last name is notch
3. Marry her on a minecraft 2.0 update day
4. Have kid on fortnite release aniversery
5. Make kid's name "ǝuoqɹǝuuᴉp" (so he is born uspide down)
6. Have a kid on Friday the 13th
7. Name kid "Jeb_"
8. Make him wear rainbow
9. have another kid
10. put his middle names as a bunch of billionares so he seems like a huge corpratist
11. Teach one kid only Minecraft Enchantmetn table language
12. Teach one kid only Fr*nch
13. Teach one kid english but change the words around
14. Go to jail for child abuse
15. Have like 12 more kids (my wife wanted them)
16. Teach them either Esperanto (the Northern Rural Chinese Dialect) or Uzbek
17. Make them read nineteen eighty-four and meinkampf
18. Make up a religion to teach them
19. On they're death bed (they commited suicide bc of how great of a father i am) say "L+Ration+Whiteness+Blonda+Linex+Glasses"

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